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North Korean President Orders Every Citizen To Hand Over Their Poo To Officials

North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un has ordered citizens to hand over their poo to government officials. The 35-year-old president believes his order will save North Korea’s tanking economy by turbocharging the farming sector with cheap manure.




RadioFreeAsia claim the pariah state’s starving population have a choice between supplying bonkers 100kg of human excrement or 300kg of compost EVERY DAY.


The demand for manure means some workers have allegedly asked to be paid in POO rather than cash.


A DPRK source said: “The entire population has been mobilized to produce manure as the first major task of the year.


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